To The MOOOON!

So, I have more Superman and Batman hilarity for you. This little episode takes place in Superman/Batman #44. It's a bit longer of a joke than the prior two I've posted (this actually takes place before the last one), but is truly worth checking out. I could say more, but honestly, this speaks for itself. Enjoy!







To the MOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Pirate vs. Ninja

Today's Batman/Superman hilarity will attempt to answer the age old question, is Batman a pirate or a ninja? I know most of you would automatically say "He's a ninja, DUH!" But today's post, which comes from Superman/Batman #44, may make you think twice.

Context: Superman got some kryptonite in the eye (ouch) and has recovered under Alfred's super-surgeon/bulter care. Meanwhile, Batman's off beating up petty criminals, becuase too much time with Superman makes him grumpy. On to the clip!

Now, the real question is... does Batman really have a pirate ship? He is Bruce Wayne, and who knows what kinda crazy random things billionares happen to have. For all we know, his parents could have bought him one when he was small. But regardless of whether or not he has one or not, him making fun of Superman's eyepatch is hilarious.

Alfred Calls Shotgun

As much as I love Superman and Batman separately, they do their finest work together. Our first amusing moment comes from Superman/Batman #2. Superman and Batman were buried alive! But then Batman exploded them into a sewer, using Superman as a shield. They are now stumbling along the sewer using each other for support (btw Supes has a kryptonite bullet lodged in his chest).

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For those interested, I highly recommend the Superman/Batman comics. They're well written, and a different artist does each plotline, which is pretty cool.